Hot mime love

[murky (deleted)]

I bet mimes are really good at physical love because they have so much mimely control over their bodies.

[feedback]

While it is a given that mimes would be good in bed due to their 'mimely control of their bodies', there is the obvious problem that they would not be able to talk dirty (unless their hands were free)...you know, if you're into that kindof thing.

[gilravadry]

Ah, but that's based on the assumption that mimes are mimes 24/7. Do they drop the facade when in the privacy of their own boxes? If a mime falls in the forest, does he make a sound? Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of mimes? Actually, I think that a mime adds something to the act by wearing their white-face whilst having sex, because it gives so much more meaning to facial expressions...which doesn't apply if you're in the dark, however.

-Ryan

-Stay safe, carry ALWAYS, and when the need is greatest, a 1911 is faster than 911.

[spineraptor]

`Actually there's a thing called "vocal mime"...
Mimes can talk...although most people would say "mimes" can't talk.
What I see being described here is the stereotypical white-faced pantomime artist.
Mime encompasses a wide variety of physical art forms.
Like..check out my group. Heh.
www.SteamPoweredGiraffe.com

[murky (deleted)]

Dear Spineraptor,

A-HAAAA! You are a real mime aren't you!?!?! I caught one!!!!! Mime alert!!!!!!! Whoop! Whoop! Mime alert!!!! I used to be in the Bristol Ren Faire. They used to have an evil mime who grabbed people's shirts, and dragged them around, etc. He reminded me of Shakes the Clown. So, tell me, do you say Mime or Meem? Do you have a closet full of black body stockings? How about a beret? Have you ever meemed out the story of Johnathan Livingston Seagull? How about Romeo and Juliet? Do you meem to music? How many times a day do you meem? Do you do it alone or in front of an audience? Have you ever been forced to degrade yourself and be a birthday clown for money? If so, did you secretly enjoy it? Do you live on baguettes? Do you speak French? Would you meem at a French person differently from an American? Do you get claustrophobic when trapped in a "glass box?"

[murky (deleted)]

Spineraptor,

I teased the crap out of you and then looked at your link. Rats. I just teased the hottest guy who ever spoke to me on the net. Oh well, you look to young for me anyway. I think it would be cool to see a you tube type video of your act. Last I checked 94 people had viewed this topic. That means 94 new fans could have been yours. There's a sick sick movie. I think it's called The Aristocrats. That movie has the sickest funniest mime I have ever seen. Let's put it this way. You need to love Friars Club roast nerd humor and Penn and Teller to like it. It's the warm and fuzzy comics you love retelling the same hideous gut-wrenching joke over and over. It's not a funny joke, but the sheer number of awesome comics who retell it and the silliness of the whole thing is contagious. Come onnnnn, mime! Make us a movie! Pleeeeease! Pretty pleeeeeease! And get more people on this site. This is potentially waaaaaay funnier that the flying spaghetti monster site. I was a silent character in the Ren Faire once, over ten years ago. If you don't use it, you lose it and then it gets turned into soup!

[murky (deleted)]

`If you are reading this, read through all Spineraptors stuff and check out the group's videos. They rule. Check out their scary world video. It starts out goofy then gets awesome. WE STILL NEED MORE MIMES HERE!!!!! ONE DROP IN BY A MIME HARDLY MAKES A MIME SITE!!!!I bet this site would have way more action if mimes could get their videos up here. That would be because mime is an audience spectator thing, not a typing thing. The only trouble with that idea is that there would be a million amateur videos of mimes trapped in boxes that they can only escape to bother pedestrians.

[gilravadry]

This is true. You have to understand that mimery is niche in itself, let alone a dating site dedicated to such...Still, a mime is a terrible thing to waste. *rimshot*

-Ryan

-Stay safe, carry ALWAYS, and when the need is greatest, a 1911 is faster than 911.

[murky (deleted)]

Alas, it's true. A mime IS a terrible thing to waste. Your picture with the gun looks like one of those school shooters who had a manifesto on the net. Do you mime? Maybe you should start. It's a great tool for annoying pepole and may earn you spare change with which to play the slots or purchase gumballs. Besides, I bet mimes get into all kinds of interesting fights. First rule about mime club. Never speak about mime club. Two mimes enter. one mime leaves.

[gilravadry]

*grin* Yeah, I'm sure that picture is going to come back to haunt me one of these days. It was from my last leave, when someone comented that I looked like I belonged in 'The Matrix'...

I'd love to get into acting and amateur miming when I get the time. *sigh* For right now, I'm finishing out my military obligations, so at best I'm naught but a lover of the art of mime. So, what's the difference between a mime and a pantomime? Pantaloons?

-Ryan

-Stay safe, carry ALWAYS, and when the need is greatest, a 1911 is faster than 911.

[murky (deleted)]

Pantaloons! Tee-hee. Did you look on that mime's site? He rocks! I have a groupie crush on him. I know there's no way I'll ever get him, but he's awe inspiring and his whole group is too. I used to be a Frank N Furter in a Rocky Horror Show years ago. I suppose you could count that as a sick form of miming. It was such a rush. I had screaming fans. I used to go in wearing lingerie and seventies boots and yell, "Who wants to lick my pointy boots!" Then several guys would run up and lick them!!! It was a culture shock when I got out of it and got a normal job instead.
Everyone is down on actors, but if you get a chance, DO IT. You can get a day job and be a stand up at night. You can do all kinds of things. You could be an acting teacher. You could get a summer gig being in a Ren Faire. Don't let ANYBODY talk you out of it. i went on You tube and tried to talk to some mimes. Nobody replied. Sob! I was going to see if any of them wanted to go on this site. Some day this site will be booming with mimes. Did you see my juggling balls article on this blog? I make stuff too. Everybody thinks I'm nuts.